Thurs 3-26-09

You never know what you've got until you have to pick it all up off the floor. We are having new carpet installed today. The workers just got here and are unpacking in the garage. No hable inglez from any of the three workers so far.

For God's sake, Rose.....whatever you do, don't try to converse with them in broken Spanglish.....I knew a woman who tried that with two illegal immigrants who was building twin decks out in her back yard. She thought they were only building one.....going out to try to tell them they were messing up, she held up two fingers, shouted out "I PAY FOR DOS DECKOS", and wound up being ravaged. The next week, she had them back to trim her mulberry bush.