Tuesday 11-27-07

Dammit, if I ate two donuts my diet would be shot for a week and the scales wouldn't move any way but up. You must have one of those kinds of metabolisms.

I might have to hate you.

My heart would be broken. Here's the secret......before weighing, do all your "bathroom etiquette", cut your fingernails and toenails, shave and pluck out any loose hair hanging around your ears, exfoliate, spit as much as you can, take out your contacts, make sure there is no lint in your navel, and just before stepping on the scale, take a big helium balloon, and inhale all the gas.

Like I don't know bathroom scale tricks, please!

My first 7 or 8 pounds to lose is easy....it's the other 15 I'll have trouble with. I eat so much junk thruout the day, it's ridiculous. The last few days I have cut it out.....for the most part.....but my steadfastness can on;y endure so long. Then, like a crystal meth junkie, I have to go out and make a score. They may find me in a gutter, glazed over.

I hope you have better teeth than a meth junkie.

You may find this hard to believe.....but I've never had a cavity in my whole life.

I do hate you! lol

I'm sorry but you exist on foods made of sugar. You are an abomination.

But you are sweet.

I must admit, I do eat a lot of sugar, but I also occasionally eat a bit of cardboard. It's high in fiber.