7-21-08

Subject: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:02 am

Happy Monday......and it is a happy one, 'cause I took off today. Actually, I didn't take off....it was just slow at work today.....volume of packages about halved.....soooooooooooo, I volunteered to take off. Team player, that's me!

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:04 am

Waiting for the stock market to open.....might do some trading on my Ameritrade account. I sure don't feel like playing with my new toys.....this weekend kinda burned me out already. I'll have to recharge my ambition gene.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:06 am

Treasury secreatary Paulson issued what Americans shud worry about.....High price of oil, high cost of food, high cost of housing, high cost of medical, and low wages. Where the fuck do they get these people? Tell us something someone doesn't know.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:09 am

Also, I need to get a haircut today....but it doesn't open till 10:00. Geez, I get up at 5:00 am, and you can't do anything till 10:00. Secretary Paulson shud issue another "concern" for the American people........WHY CAN'T I GET A HAIRCUT BEFORE TEN OCLOCK?

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:11 am

Oil up 1.50 before the market opens.....back up over 130 a barrel, after falling 17 bucks last week after Bush issued a basically meaningless statement rescinding the executive order forbidding new offshore drilling issued back in the 80's.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:20 am

DAMN.....I wish i was king....just for one month. I would issue in a new renassaince. All government secrests would be revealed to the people. We would finally know if there are actually aliens prowling our world. Officials who accept bribes would be banned to Greenland.....after we annex it from Iceland. Child molesters could join them. All dogs would be found homes, in households with children that are dogless. Kids and dogs are like ice cream and chocolate syrup......they need to be together. They would also be issued a weekly allowance of Bonz (the dogs)......those chewy things all dogs love. And the kids would have carte blance to Toys R Us, paid for by the child molesters in Greenland who are being televised on pay per view by the government officials accepting bribes from them for the best food or housing available.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:23 am

I would also make it mandatory to have a "naked day at work", similar to casual Friday. I have 15 suits in my closet I never wear except to funerals or weddings, and the cost of "dressing for success" could be better allocated for golf clubs and fishing poles.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:26 am

Well, good morning to you!

Have your delivery rates gone up because of the high gas prices? That might explain the slow down.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:29 am

It would also be mandated that any kid serving jail time for smoking a joint would be immediately released, and compensated by the judge who sent him there and the legislator who signed the bill into law. This would apply to federal, state and local officials.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:30 am

Oh yeah...big time. UPS also....we both have a "fuel surcharge" going.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:30 am

And summer time is always slow in this biz......school starting in a few weeks will pick it back up.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:31 am

I just got up and still have to go walking. You just keep going.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:32 am

Wanna have lunch with me today? I can get to the airport in 20 mins.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:41 am

Man....I must have lost my touch.....I ask a lady out to lunch, and she goes for a walk.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:43 am

Also as king it would be treason to not have lunch with me when invited....and for making me cry!

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:48 am

This particular emoticon would be mandatory on all websites......especially and political ones!

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:49 am

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:35 am

Aw, it would be lovely to have lunch with you instead of what I actually have on my agenda.

My crew is on their way home and all I have to look forward to is cleaning up which includes cleaning out the tub where I bathed the dog yesterday (yes, I put it off because I am so lazy.)

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:47 am

So we'll just have to cyber lunch it together. It's chicken Rice'a'Roni and green beans here.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:13 pm

Ok I may have burnt the green beans a tad.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:16 pm

peanut butter crackers and olives here

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:19 pm

And now, with my cuisine consumed, it may be time for a nap.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:22 pm

oops.....I hear slight rumblimgs of thunder.....and so do the dogs, the chickenshits.....they're under the bed, safe and sound from Thor's wrath.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:38 pm

Ahhhh.....that was a good nap....no.....an EXCELLENT nap! I feel energized enough to get off my ass, and go up and get a haircut now.

Subject: Re: 7-21-08 Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:43 pm

YOUNG LADY.......WHERE have you been all day?

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