Well, since no one is gonna hang out here and keep me company today, I must make other plans to amuse myself......and I hear my name "baldar" being called softly, over and over, like the song of the Siren. It's coming from the direction of the Ohio River, a little downstream from Louisville. Wait....wait....I can see a....a vision....it's faint, like shrouded in fog but....no...no....it's clearing now. It...it....looks like...it IS...IT IS...it's a BOAT. I see hundreds of people on this boat, people who are beckoning to me, waving to me, trying to convince me to drive the 30 miles over there and play....what is that odd game where you get two cards in your hand....I forget, I've never played it much...and LOOK....they're waving hundreds of dollars in front of them, imploring me, BEGGING me to take it away from them.
It's difficult to ignore the song of the Siren, a sweet, lilting voice that literally vibrates your brain inside of the skull. I don't know if I can resist that beautiful voice, sending octave upon octave crashing into me, the vibration of my molecules heating from the friction, my blood getting warmer by the moment....HOLY SHIT....it's giving me....I can't believe this....it's given me a throbbing, raging ERECTION! OHHHHHH THE PAIN........THE PAIN.....I'm in sheer agony. What can I do to stop this pain? It's unbearable.....someone help me to release this pain.....PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE. OH...I can hardly walk now....must...get....out....of....chair! Car keys....car keys.....must find....car keys....fix....diet coke....before leaving. Check wallet....make sure....no one has.....taken money from....it. Ahhhhh....money there....must now leave....find Siren...relieve pain....ohhhh the....pain! Be good....to me today....Siren!
Subject: Saturday 11-24-07 
Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:58 pm
