Took a shit. Looked Like a candy bar.
Ever had that urge?
Just to pick it up and bite it?
SERIOUSLY?
You are lying.
LIARS!!!!!
My poops look like MR Goodbars. Almonds, nugant and shit.
Urine is worthless, but you can re-use Corn.
YUMMY Corn! So many uses! You can use Corn-pone to wipe yer ass! Ask yer Grandparents! Seriouisl;y.....ask'em.